okayfine:

Oh, I see what I did here.

okayfine:

Oh, I see what I did here.

Genuine question:

what is your coping mechanism for letting go of abstract rage?

To the person or persons** who ran up onto of my vehicle this weekend in Dawson City

 Jumping first on the hood,  then repeatedly on the roof, eventually  causing $2500 worth of damage: 

May your mothers, grandparents or whoever still believes you are good-natured never come to know the disappointment of finding out who you truly are as a person.

And may my own mother forgive me being so crass as to tell you to go eat a bag of dicks.

** I have no idea who these people were. I wasn’t in there at the time. I’m assuming it was just drunk rowdys at Dawson’s Discovery Days Festival.

White people, why do you like nachos so much?

"Here’s a fun prank you can do at home: Tell Sarah Palin we’ve found oil under Ground Zero."

— Slate’s William Saletan (via Twitter) (via inadvisable) (via savagemike) (via apsies) (via karion)

Honestly

If my dog as William Carlos Williams doesn’t make you people happy, I  give in!

This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the Kit-Kat Chunky MAX Bar
that were in
the Starbucks bag on the floor
and which
you were probably
thinking
was safe in its wrapper
Forgive me
it was food
so close
and so stealable.

This Is Just To Say

I have eaten

the Kit-Kat Chunky MAX Bar

that were in

the Starbucks bag on the floor

and which

you were probably

thinking

was safe in its wrapper

Forgive me

it was food

so close

and so stealable.


50cats:

4/50, 5/50.

50cats:

4/50, 5/50.

cameronr:





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