artists are just people who feel the need to explain everything that they do

[long, earnest discussion on the purpose/meaning of art, to which I contributed, redacted]

whoa whoa whoa. whoa. whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. whoa.

Everybody cool out. Put on AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck”. Repeat until youse want to crush beer cans on your forehead and/or make out for my entertainment.