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January 28

Vegan Secret Supper

That was some serious Internet message board logic FTW. Now tell me how I’m like a nazi!

blownspeakers:

Are you saying homosexuality is a choice? That’s just wrong.

elainecorden:

Anyone who makes creme brulée with tofu will be first against the wall when I am in charge.

That said, when I was 12, I read a Rolling Stone interview with Axl Rose, wherein Rose stated that sometimes he used to drive up and down Sunset Blvd in L.A. and scream at all the homosexuals “Why don’t you like fuckin’ pussy?” Realizing how obnoxious this was is the only thing that keeps me driving by wherever Vegans live and yelling “Why don’t you like fuckin’ cheese?”

blownspeakers:

You know, when speaking to all things vegan, I usually try to stick to the people that don’t want me to eat certain things and my repulsion at the thought of margarine as a food, but FRENCH ONION SOUP WITHOUT FUCKING CHEESE ON IT IS A CRIME AGAINST EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD.

Also, that’s not creme brulee, it’s tofu with sugar blow-torched onto the top.

lamerveilleuse:

Does anyone else want this as badly as I do?

Sunday February 1st
Dinner | 5pm to 9pm
menu:
French Onion soup with toasted sourdough + roasted garlic $6
Lentil and Walnut Tourtiere with simple greens $10
Ginger Maple Créme Brulée with fresh fruit $6
all 3 courses for $20

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