Dangerfield!

okayfine: Oh, I see what I did here.

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:05:38 -0700

okayfine:

Oh, I see what I did here.

Video

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 01:54:00 -0700

Genuine question:

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 21:33:08 -0700

what is your coping mechanism for letting go of abstract rage?

To the person or persons** who ran up onto of my vehicle this weekend in Dawson City

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:05:00 -0700

Jumping first on the hood, then repeatedly on the roof, eventually causing $2500 worth of damage:

May your mothers, grandparents or whoever still believes you are good-natured never come to know the disappointment of finding out who you truly are as a person.

And may my own mother forgive me being so crass as to tell you to go eat a bag of dicks.

** I have no idea who these people were. I wasn’t in there at the time. I’m assuming it was just drunk rowdys at Dawson’s Discovery Days Festival.

White people, why do you like nachos so much?

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 00:24:05 -0700

"Here’s a fun prank you can do at home: Tell Sarah Palin we’ve found oil under Ground Zero."

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:58:01 -0700

“Here’s a fun prank you can do at home: Tell Sarah Palin we’ve found oil under Ground Zero.”

- Slate’s William Saletan (via Twitter) (via inadvisable) (via savagemike) (via apsies) (via karion)

Honestly

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:28:07 -0700

If my dog as William Carlos Williams doesn’t make you people happy, I give in!

This Is Just To Say I have eaten the Kit-Kat Chunky MAX Bar that...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 00:35:00 -0700

This Is Just To Say

I have eaten

the Kit-Kat Chunky MAX Bar

that were in

the Starbucks bag on the floor

and which

you were probably

thinking

was safe in its wrapper

Forgive me

it was food

so close

and so stealable.

50cats: 4/50, 5/50.

Sat, 14 Aug 2010 00:50:37 -0700

50cats:

4/50, 5/50.

cameronr: (via glamorpussy)

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 20:55:42 -0700

cameronr:

(via glamorpussy)

Signs you have been sitting at your desk too long and need to stop trying to write, #364

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:15:44 -0700

You title a piece about recently discovered sunken paddlewheelers

“The Wrecks of the North Get Their Herald”

I know there’s a good Gordon Lightfoot pun to be made somewhere, but brother, that ain’t it.

Seems like a good time to post my favourite graffito, located on...

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:40:52 -0700

Seems like a good time to post my favourite graffito, located on the door of a women’s washroom stall at Braeburn Lodge, one hour (100km) north of Whitehorse and pretty much in the middle of nowhere.

What I wouldn’t give for a glimpse into the artist’s motivation…

anniepants: functionalrecuperation: hragv: lumber: via...

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:40:06 -0700

anniepants:

functionalrecuperation:

hragv:

lumber:

via sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

I have a fur fetish. Is that bad?

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 16:27:00 -0700

For furry people? For furry animals? For fur coats? Just as long as you’re stocked up on lint rollers, I don’t think it’s bad at all.

Now, enjoy one of my favourite songs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nYbKipNtac&feature=related

I mean seriously. I know exactly when this was taken, what shirt...

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:55:28 -0700

I mean seriously. I know exactly when this was taken, what shirt I am wearing (thank god I didn’t just get out of the shower), and what I am making for dinner (steak and sweet corn)…. Crazy! You move to the Yukon, and Google is still stallking you.

Okay, Google Maps, as someone who often goes pantless in the...

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:53:14 -0700

Okay, Google Maps, as someone who often goes pantless in the house, I am a little bit creeped out by this.

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:44:15 -0700

karion: Tiger Mountain You can see why you have to take this...

Sun, 08 Aug 2010 13:00:47 -0700

karion:

Tiger Mountain

You can see why you have to take this one by strategy. It’s foggy up there! P.s - I love that the video has subbed “strategy” for “collie”. Hooray for slightly demented Youtubers.

People Basically Never Change, Says Science - (NY Magazine)

Sun, 08 Aug 2010 12:56:00 -0700

People Basically Never Change, Says Science - (NY Magazine):

“Our personalities stay pretty much the same throughout our lives, from our early childhood years to after we’re over the hill,” according to an arguably depressing new study. Traits observed in first-graders are apparently accurate predictors of who those kids will be as adults. “Personality is part of our biology,” Christopher Nave, a doctoral candidate at the University of California, Riverside, said. “Life events still influence our behaviors, yet we must acknowledge the power of personality in understanding future behavior as well.” So if you’re waiting on someone to change, maybe stop.”

Science is a pessimistic a_hole sometimes.

okayfine: Elaine Corden invented an eponymous drink last...

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:49:48 -0700

okayfine:

Elaine Corden invented an eponymous drink last summer. It’s actually made with pear Absolut though (sheesh, Lainers!), and I obviously would only bring the best France-thrifted glassware to sip cocktails from a la plage, come on.

Says elainecorden: “Nyiri has one-upped me and added what I think is mint??? Damn you!”

I am Martin Carthy, Nyiri is Paul Simon, and this drink is Scarborough Fair. That said, I don’t even enjoy Scarborough Fair when I’m drunk. Also, Jason Upton, who I believe was present that day, is all of Los Lobos, and I propose we start calling him LaBamba.